Man, I don't really want a pony. I want a llama. Two llamas. To watch my herd of sheep that I will also have. Then I can take them hiking in the mountains with me. I will name one Squishy and the other one Engleburt Dinglebat. They will be my pack animals and keep me warm and keep me company on the lonely trails at night.
But a personal smoothie machine is pretty awesome, too.